DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE HOMESTUCK...
broughtbackcat: I don’t write fanfiction… I just don’t. But I had to. Dark forces compelled me to. And now I’m just going to leave this here and hide in a corner. I know that this has no direct relation to the update, but the update is important to understanding the SPOILERS. And the stuff with Dirk at the end is HEADCANON. I will probably delete this. I just had to get it out. Read More
I just thought of someting really sad.
motorcityeyebrows: What if uu drew his picture like that because he didn’t want Dirk to see him because he thinks he will think he’s ugly?
secret life of the american prairie dog: Not Fair →
tumutmotherfuckers: aaaaand more sadstuck from this update. i really love sadstuck and onesided dirkuu yes just a drabble and its like 11 in the evening so wow it might be incoherent. im sorry. ; n; ======> You watch Dirk as he regains consciousness. You bite at the tip of your…
saruwatari: So I did a little bit of voice...
OOC liveblogs MSPARP: Take #4
ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat
undyingUmbrage [uu] joined chat
uu: I ASSuME YOu'RE ANOTHER OF THESE HuMANS?
EB: uh, yeah. and i guess you're a troll?
EB: is the gray all-caps thing common or something? do you all strive to be obnoxious?
uu: WHAT. IT'S MY QuIRK.
uu: OF COuRSE I'M A TROLL.
uu: IF IT'S OBNOXIOuS THAN IT'S WORKING.
EB: your quirk's a little obnoxious, man.
uu: FuCK YOu TOO.
EB: you sure showed me!
uu: I DID.
uu: BASK IN THE GLOW OF MY SuPERIORITY, HuMAN.
EB: i'm basking. my skin's getting a little burnt, actually, i should have brought superiority-screen.
uu: IT'S NATuRAL.
uu: I AM JuST THAT GOOD.
EB: wow, you don't have to train or anything?
EB: this is all sarcasm by the way.
EB: i'm not impressed at all.
uu: OH WOW IS THAT WHAT THIS HuMAN SARCASM IS?
uu: DIRK STRIDER WARNED ME OF THIS.
uu: FuCK YOu.
EB: dirk strider huh?
uu: THE INSOLENT ASS.
EB: i haven't actually had the chance to meet him yet, but when i do i'll be sure to shake his hand on your behalf!
uu: OH GOD!
uu: DEAR LORD THAT IS OBSCENE!
uu: YOu FILTHY HuMAN!
EB: what is?
uu: WHY ON EARTH WOuLD YOu COMMIT SuCH AN ACT?
EB: shaking his hand?
EB: wow i'll do more than shake his hand.
EB: i might even give him a big ole hug.
uu: WHAT THE FuCK!
uu: ARE YOu ***SERIOuS***?!
uu: THAT IS PORNOGRAPHIC I...
uu: I'M BLuSHING.
EB: what if i like...
EB: ruffle his hair up.
EB: or something.
uu: WHY WOuLD YOu....NO.
uu: OKAY NO.
EB: oh man i bet once they get here we're just gonna have a giant group hug.
uu: DON'T YOu DARE, DISGuSTING HuMAN!
EB: we totally are! dirk's gonna be in the middle of it, too.
EB: we're all gonna crowd around dirk and give him the biggest, warmest hug of his life.
uu: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE THIS.
uu: THIS IS FRYING MY THINK PAN.
EB: it's ok, i'll take a break so you can breathe and do whatever else needs to be done.
uu: YOu ARE JuST HORRIBLY OBSCENE.
EB: wow i'm pretty sure you're the one with a pretty weird fetish, dude!
uu: WHAT IS A FETISH AND WHY IS IT WEIRD?
EB: a fetish is where you kiss people on their foreheads and they whisper about how nice your hair is.
uu: O-OH GOD.
uu: STOP...THIS IS TOO MuCH.
uu: I WANTED PORN BuT AT THIS RATE I'M GOING TO DIE OF BLuSH HERE.
uu: FuCK YOu AND YOuR FETISHES.